(Kostenlos) Humor Quotes On Life

Life is not about how you survive the storm it s about how you dance in the rain.

Humor quotes on life. There is no humor in heaven. I really should do something with my life. I may not be your favorite color but one day you ll need me to complete your picture. Two things are infinite. Get busy living or get busy dying. 209 life quotes about work sleeping eating. You only live once but if you do it right once is enough.

It was here first. I consider myself a crayon. It s the sweetest thing. Life graduation wise. Don t go around saying the world owes you a living. The purpose of our lives is to be happy. Life is what happens when you re busy making other plans.

Blessing mankind greatest the secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow. The world owes you nothing. Life is hard after all it kills you. For more quotes see part two of this post here. Laugh as much as possible always laugh. And i m not sure about the universe. The universe and human stupidity.

From the movie ed tv build a man a fire and he ll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life. Our collection of funny quotes which are short easy to remember but still hilarious all my life i tho air was free until i bough bag of chips 1. The mind replays what the heart can t delete 2. 42 really funny life quotes my theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.