Humor Quote Of The Day

Istock 100 funny work quotes.

Humor quote of the day. I m sick of following my dreams man. Read on for the funny quotes you need to get you through quarantine. One day youtube twitter and facebok will join together and be called youtwitface 2. This is the war room. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. People say nothing is impossible but i do nothing every day.

A day without laughter is a day wasted. Life s burdensare lighterwhen i laughat myself. Have you ever made a toy squeak its last squeak it changes you man 3. Even if you are on the right track you ll get run over if you just sit there. My mother always used to. Morning you drunk ugly when you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. These 100 hilarious quips and funny work quotes poke fun at the ups and downs of being a working professional and are guaranteed to make any day on the job better.

President merkin muffley peter sellers dr. It s probably the most important thing in a person. Love me people laugh. When you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Humorous quote of the day welcome to these humorous quotes of the day from my large collection of positive romantic and funny quotes. I honestly think it s the thing i like most to laugh.

It cures a multitude of ills. 50th of 60 funny motivational quotes. Funny quotes of the day 1. Gentlemen you can t fight in here. I m just going to ask where they re going and hook up with em later. Jonathan lockwood huie.