(Free) Humor In Life Quotes

209 life quotes about work sleeping eating.

Humor in life quotes. This is the war room. Don t go around saying the world owes you a living. Life is hard after all it kills you. The world owes you nothing. Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke thoroughly used up totally worn out and loudly proclaiming wow. Humor really is our saving grace and it helps keep us psychologically healthy. President merkin muffley peter sellers dr.

And i m not sure about the universe. Gentlemen you can t fight in here. Blessing mankind greatest the secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow. It s the sweetest thing. Set a man on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life. My mother always used to. There is no humor in heaven.

For more quotes see part two of this post here. How you treat others is how you really feel inside 2. I really should do something with my life. It was here first. Attributed no source human nature humor infinity philosophy science stupidity universe. From the movie ed tv build a man a fire and he ll be warm for an hour. 42 really funny life quotes my theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.

Life is not about how you survive the storm it s about how you dance in the rain. I may not be your favorite color but one day you ll need me to complete your picture. I consider myself a crayon. The universe and human stupidity. Funny motivational quotes of the day laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile. I m just going to ask where they re going and hook up with em later. Quotes tagged as humor showing 1 30 of 36 421.

I m sick of following my dreams man.