(Free) Humor Baby Shower Funny Quotes

While held briefly in your arms a baby is held forever in your heart.

Humor baby shower funny quotes. Welcome to parenthood where going to the grocery store by yourself is now considered a vacation. Congrats you ll soon live in a madhouse run by a tiny army you created yourself. Wishing you and your baby love laughter and sunshine. See more ideas about mom humor funny quotes parenting humor. Sorry i got shitfaced at your baby shower and told you about how sexual i found george of the jungle as a kid. These funny baby shower quotes would be great to write inside a card that you re giving to a mom to be. Below you will find the most beautiful baby shower jokes which will make your friends feel very happy and proud.

If you are invited to this ceremony by your friends you should prepare a special gift and beautiful a greeting card. Mom i m pregnant again. A new baby makes love stronger days shorter nights longer savings smaller and homes happier. Hitting the bottle is going to take on a whole new meaning. I send heartiest wishes for the event for you. Let us see the samples of funny baby shower messages to baby sent in different ways. Sep 21 2018 explore pinklady 618 s board baby shower sayings on pinterest.

Sophia benoit 1followernodad april 2 2016. Prepare for kids by getting as little sleep as possible and then release multiple feral animals into your home. Love and joy kiss and adore that s what little babies are for.